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Best and Worst

#1
whats the best and worsst..memories, experiences e.t.c.. the army has given you?

and is the army what you expected... better, worse?

looking forward to some good laughs :p
 
#4
smudge67 said:
have you been zapped by that pen thing from MiB, and have no memories of your own to laugh at?
I knew that, as a MOD, MiB was clever, but I didn't know he had one of them zappy pen things like Will Smith's got.

Anyway, back to the subject in hand. This one time in Band Camp right,
 
#6
The_Snail said:
smudge67 said:
have you been zapped by that pen thing from MiB, and have no memories of your own to laugh at?
I knew that, as a MOD, MiB was clever, but I didn't know he had one of them zappy pen things like Will Smith's got.

Anyway, back to the subject in hand. This one time in Band Camp right,
Yes...and?
 
#7
johnnyVB said:
whats the best and worsst..memories, experiences e.t.c.. the army has given you?

and is the army what you expected... better, worse?

looking forward to some good laughs :p
You need to look here if you want laughs. This is the abuse section.

Cunt. :desertsoldier:
 
#9
Robert_Da_Hero said:
I once ate 3 sausages in one sitting, it was hilarious, you had to be there.
3 Sausages? 3 fucking Sausages!! Yeah right you bullshitting bastard and how exactly did you avoid the spatula of doom and the Slop Jockey War cry of "Oi! One Sausage only you Cunt!"?
 
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#10
I once pulled up a sandbag swung the lamp lit my hamlet cigar and nothing at all happened :D
But I do remember once, back when I was with 33 sqn, while Fat Wal was still in basic errrr !!! Nah forget it, it was sh1t 8O
 
#11
Sinner251 said:
Robert_Da_Hero said:
I once ate 3 sausages in one sitting, it was hilarious, you had to be there.
3 Sausages? 3 fucking Sausages!! Yeah right you bullshitting bastard and how exactly did you avoid the spatula of doom and the Slop Jockey War cry of "Oi! One Sausage only you Cunt!"?
:D with much difficulty, although I cant disclose to much information about the exact methods used.
 
#14
johnnyVB said:
whats the best and worsst..memories, experiences e.t.c.. the army has given you?

and is the army what you expected... better, worse?

looking forward to some good laughs :p
I think the worst was being issued with WW2 brown boots the first day in recruit training in 1955 and having to make them black with many coats of raven oil then to spit polish them the next night, after my first day in the bull ring, and the best must be the result after five hours of spitting and polishing to be able to see my face in the leather of those b****y previously brown but now black and shiny boots.
 
#17
there was this one really funny memory, right, when the RSM poked me with his stick, right, and he said "there's some shit on the end of my stick", right, and i said to him, I said, "not at my end Sir"

the whole army still talks about how funny it was
 
#18
Taff49 said:
there was this one really funny memory, right, when the RSM poked me with his stick, right, and he said "there's some s*** on the end of my stick", right, and i said to him, I said, "not at my end Sir"

the whole army still talks about how funny it was
Bet he shoved his Pacestick through your ears and rode you like a shagging motorbike didn't he?
 
#19
llech said:
Taff49 said:
there was this one really funny memory, right, when the RSM poked me with his stick, right, and he said "there's some s*** on the end of my stick", right, and i said to him, I said, "not at my end Sir"

the whole army still talks about how funny it was
Bet he shoved his Pacestick through your ears and rode you like a shagging motorbike didn't he?
Nah i heard he called for someone to double that man away.
 

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