Best and Worst Arrser.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by The_Snail, Sep 18, 2011.

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  1. For my 10000th post, I thought I'd do something a bit different other than have a party from my bed with the dog or slate Outstanding and StickyEnd.

    I'm not putting a poll up, because Iron Duke would win as being the favourite one.

    In your own time, carry on.
     
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  2. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    the best Arrser is you sluggy, surely?? **sucks up shamelessly** ;)
     
  3. Tell the truth or I will post a photo of you in your whities xxx
     
  4. maguire

    maguire LE Book Reviewer

    the truth? alright, you're horrible, you smell weird and your mother dresses you funny. :)
     
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  5. i just inhaled fruit cocktail you cnut!, i vote for mrs gen.......(send help she has cut out my tongue!!)




    I also vote for sluggo!
     
  6. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Aw, bless. This could be like my last big hit single. It went like this...

    Postman Pat
    Postman Pat
    Postman Pat and his little white cat

    Lovely. Many people loved it because it was lovely. And it had cats.

    But now....

    The Snail, er, The Snail
    The Snail and her little ginger dog with fucking mad eyes and yellow teeth
    You would not want a bite from that ginger fucking ratbag, eh?
    And since we are chatting on.. Snail? The girl is a friend but shall we talk well balanced? Fuck me. You start, eh?
    Postman Pat
    Postman Pat
    Postman Pat and his black and white cat

    Sometimes it is best to keep ones head down and act like a rucksack, yah?
     
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  7. You've got that wrong because it says it's your 10,003rd post on here.
     
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  8. It WAS my 10000th post, but I have been helpful/abusive since then.

    Dooks, "Mad eyes"? The stinking thing only has one.

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  9. Also the worst arrser is AK why? cos es a cock and i say so innit!......
     
  10. Worst in recent history has to be, these three, in no particular order:

    ronangel. A complete and utter tin foil wearing freak.

    red rose. The sheer volume of illiteracy makes my dog weep.

    Can't recall his name, the idiot wannabe Padre who wanted the NAAFI cleaned up.

    Having said that, my insomnia fuelled nights probably wouldn't be the same without them.
     
  11. Wannabe padre would be "Rather worried" iirc.
     
  12. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    She's a mickey mouser, so obviously; and as usual the boys are 'orrible to me.
     
  13. Nehustan

    Nehustan On ROPs

    Oh and actually the multiple user, multiple user name (i.e. gets banned) that routes/proxies through Israel from Palace Green. Met some of them this summer and they were a bunch of little hotties!!!! On the negative side met some of their Western male colleagues who didn't like me at all; see it's always the boys that are horrible to me...ROFLMAO...
     
  14. One.
     
  15. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    Is this the most egotistical thread ever? But I will play!

    The best: Me for my ability to see the funny side in all things.

    The worst. Me for being a cunt and a clerk.

    Note to self, don't drink lots of cider at night because it makes your eyeballs hurt the next day!
     
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