Best acronym ever? Like BAPS but bigger

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by Blokeonabike, Feb 16, 2012.

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  1. Saw on the news this morning:

    British Association of Aesthetic and Plastic Surgeons (BAAPS) because Baaps are like Baps but bigger!
  2. TUBE: Totally Unecessary Breast Examination
  3. Reminds me of a question on Million Pound Drop a few weeks ago . .

    "Which one of these is a professional body for Plastic Surgeons?"


    The numpties put half on BAAPS and the other on TITS? Oh dear oh dear! :roll:

    It's not really that difficult is it?
  4. 3s, have you ever been diagnosed as disle, dizle, oh fuck it inability to spell?
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  5. 3s, a common porbelm!
  6. I used to like BOWO Brigade Ordnance Warrant Officer
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  7. M, You will be pleased to know we still have BOWOs and their big brothers DOWO and COWO
  8. In medical cirlcles - TF BUNDY Totally Fucked BUt Not Dead Yet
  9. I know but it was bowwow that had a ring to it somehow. Simple things I suppose.

    There is a thread somewhere just on medical acronyms.
  10. Don't forget FOWO

    As we know, the BOWO is pronounced 'Bow-Wow', but it's great to hear other cap badges enquire about the 'Boo-Woo' or 'Bo-Woe' et al :)
  11. EOD = Every One Divorced or to be really sick Every One's Dead.
  12. One fm 8 Bde:
    BONCO (pronounced bonko)
    Brigade Orderly NCO

    Dunno if it was unique to 8 Inf or used elsewhere. Sounded like attempted drunken shenanigans.

    Sent from my iPhone using ARRSE so I should probably be working....
  13. No, you've got it wrong

    EOD = Every One's Dicking-each-others-wives-the-dirty-incestuous-bunch-of-alkies

    No charge! :)
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  14. BOS - Bn Orderly Sgt (Bastard on stag)
    COS - Coy Orderly Sgt (Cunt on stag)

    An RAF one - Physical Education Offr (PEdO)
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  15. FC, Im not sure youve quite got the hang of this game!