best 1 liner from a film?

#8
I'll be back!

I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

Are you ready to surf, Lance?

Should we shag now or should we shag later?

If it bleeds, we can kill it! (from predator!)

You talkin' to me?

HA HA HA. You think this is the real Quaid, it is! (Another arnie one from total recall)

Let of some steam" after impailing bennidct with a steam pipe. (from commando)

"I'll be back" in Commando as well.

"Dont disturb my friend. He's dead tired"

"Remember when i said i would kill you last?...I lied"
 
#10
I'd go for the Titanic or the Poseidon. Although I suppose they could'nt be considered 'best' as they both sank. The liner on 'Juggernaut' was quite good though and to a lesser degree 'The love boat' (not strictly a film liner but I believe they did make a movie from the series).
 
#12
"Where you from boy"
"Oklahoma city Oklahoma, Sir"
"Only 2 things come out of Oklahoma, Steers and Queers, i dont see no horn, which one are you boy"

Officer and a gentleman. Or

"Looks like the best part of you dripped down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as the brown stain on the materess, i'll be watching you"

Full metal jacket

Boney
 
#13
grab_a_spoon! said:
from the same film throws knife into the guy "stick around" classics
"Son of a bitch is stuck in like an Alabama tick"
"Tex, you're bleeding"
"I ain't got time to bleed"

I've seen that film too many times :oops:
 
#14
The Lord Flasheart said:
I'd go for the Titanic or the Poseidon. Although I suppose they could'nt be considered 'best' as they both sank. The liner on 'Juggernaut' was quite good though and to a lesser degree 'The love boat' (not strictly a film liner but I believe they did make a movie from the series).
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#15
Wild Geese

'On your feet Lt Finn before I kick your head in'

'That was ludicrous, you're jumping from an aeroplane not a whorehouse window'

'You can leave him now Mr President............ He's dead'
 
#20
Snatch;
Turkish: "We've lost Gorgeous George."
Brick Top: "Well, where'd you lose him? He ain't a set of fcuckin car keys, is he? And it ain't as if he's incon-fcukin-spicuous now, is it?"

Brick Top: "You're on thin-fcukin-ice my pedegree chums. And I shall be under it when it breaks. Now, fcuk off."

(LSATSB and Snatch are pretty much films full of classic one liners).