best 1 liner from a film?

Discussion in 'Films, Music and All Things Artsy' started by grab_a_spoon!, Apr 14, 2005.

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  1. give me your thoughts!

    things like "get of my plane" air force 1
    "dead or alive your coming with me" robocop
    "look at my hooves" freddy got fingerd
  2. "He's not the Messiah, he's just a very naughty boy"
  3. I think you mean;
    "get off my plane" air force 1
    "dead or alive you're coming with me" robocop
    "look at my hooves" freddy got fingered

    :wink: :wink: :wink:
  4. well done! :oops:
  5. You're a big man but you're out of shape, heres ten quid, go get some karate lessons.
  6. *Arnie throws grenade into room, blows door off hinges*
    In deadpan Ah-nold voice: "Knock, knock."

  7. from the same film throws knife into the guy "stick around" classics
  8. I'll be back!

    I love the smell of napalm in the morning!

    Are you ready to surf, Lance?

    Should we shag now or should we shag later?

    If it bleeds, we can kill it! (from predator!)

    You talkin' to me?

    HA HA HA. You think this is the real Quaid, it is! (Another arnie one from total recall)

    Let of some steam" after impailing bennidct with a steam pipe. (from commando)

    "I'll be back" in Commando as well.

    "Dont disturb my friend. He's dead tired"

    "Remember when i said i would kill you last?...I lied"
  9. "peach, i could eat a peach for hours" face off
  10. I'd go for the Titanic or the Poseidon. Although I suppose they could'nt be considered 'best' as they both sank. The liner on 'Juggernaut' was quite good though and to a lesser degree 'The love boat' (not strictly a film liner but I believe they did make a movie from the series).
  11. MS_Rep

    MS_Rep RIP

    I'll be back :D :D
  12. "Where you from boy"
    "Oklahoma city Oklahoma, Sir"
    "Only 2 things come out of Oklahoma, Steers and Queers, i dont see no horn, which one are you boy"

    Officer and a gentleman. Or

    "Looks like the best part of you dripped down the crack of your mamas ass and ended up as the brown stain on the materess, i'll be watching you"

    Full metal jacket

  13. "Son of a bitch is stuck in like an Alabama tick"
    "Tex, you're bleeding"
    "I ain't got time to bleed"

    I've seen that film too many times :oops:
  14. wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaa
  15. Wild Geese

    'On your feet Lt Finn before I kick your head in'

    'That was ludicrous, you're jumping from an aeroplane not a whorehouse window'

    'You can leave him now Mr President............ He's dead'