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Bert & Gert

Old Bert woke up in the middle of the night and found, to his utter astonishment, that his cock was as hard as iron for the first time in years. He shook his wife by the shoulder until she woke up and showed her his enormous erection, “Hey. Gert, check this out!" he happily exclaimed, "What do you think we should do with it?"

With one eye open, Gert replied, "Well, now that you've got all the wrinkles out, now would be a good time to wash the f**ker!“

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