Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Spasmcasm, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Indian chap goes to the local paper to place a notice advising of the death of his wife.
    The girl on the desk says it's £1 per word, so as he only has £4, he says put " Sanjit Patel is dead".
    She has a quick word with her supervisor, and tells him that as it's his wife, and he only has £4, as a special deal, he can have double the words, ever gratefull, he says "thank you, make that 'Sanjit Patel is dead, shop open as usual'!!" :)