Benidorm

#1
Just been watching this on ITV and the transvestite had parachute wings on his arm!!
Is this Capt Jan's big break? I'm sure though that it said RAF above them but couldn't get a clear look.
Whatever next!!
 
#4
I'll be seeing his missus in the week and will tell her he could have stuck a plaster on it, the booties will have a field day with this one.

He's a top bloke though, genuine Airborne.

VH
 
#13
VanHelsing said:
I'll be seeing his missus in the week and will tell her he could have stuck a plaster on it, the booties will have a field day with this one.

He's a top bloke though, genuine Airborne.

VH
Isn't his missus an actress as well? Are you a lovie to then VH?
 
#15
jack-daniels said:
VanHelsing said:
I'll be seeing his missus in the week and will tell her he could have stuck a plaster on it, the booties will have a field day with this one.

He's a top bloke though, genuine Airborne.

VH
Isn't his missus an actress as well? Are you a lovie to then VH?
Ha Ha JD not a luvvie, his missus is Denise Welsh (Loose Women, Waterloo Rd). I work at itv sometimes and over the years you tend to get to know them all. She smokes like a trooper too, her and Coleen Nolan.
Tim does pop in now and then when she's on loose women.

VH
 
#16
jack-daniels said:
VanHelsing said:
I'll be seeing his missus in the week and will tell her he could have stuck a plaster on it, the booties will have a field day with this one.

He's a top bloke though, genuine Airborne.

VH
Isn't his missus an actress as well? Are you a lovie to then VH?
To avoid any confusion.In the acting world,the expression is 'luvvie'
Asking a proper bloke anything else is looking for trouble.
 
#17
vvaannmmaann said:
jack-daniels said:
VanHelsing said:
I'll be seeing his missus in the week and will tell her he could have stuck a plaster on it, the booties will have a field day with this one.

He's a top bloke though, genuine Airborne.

VH
Isn't his missus an actress as well? Are you a lovie to then VH?
To avoid any confusion.In the acting world,the expression is 'luvvie'
Asking a proper bloke anything else is looking for trouble.
And this is what Tim said to the last person who called him a 'luvvie':

If yee caal me a luvvie agyen , Ah will dunsh yee until yee bleed.
 
#19
vvaannmmaann said:
jack-daniels said:
VanHelsing said:
I'll be seeing his missus in the week and will tell her he could have stuck a plaster on it, the booties will have a field day with this one.

He's a top bloke though, genuine Airborne.

VH
Isn't his missus an actress as well? Are you a lovie to then VH?
To avoid any confusion.In the acting world,the expression is 'luvvie'
Asking a proper bloke anything else is looking for trouble.
I stand corrected!
 

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