Belfast Taxi Tour

Discussion in 'Armed Forces Jokes' started by Bowser-Mong, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A tourist gets into a belfast taxi to tour the city at night and suddenly there is a gun pressed into his neck and a gruff voice says"are you a catholic or a protestant?"
    Our tourist replies "Well actually my friend I am a Jew "
    Back comes the reply...
    " Holy Mother of God . Praise be to Allah I must be the luckiest Muslim in all Belfast"
     
  2. Fcuking brilliant. :D :D :D
     
  3. that sir, is sh1te
     
  4. THat joke is older than the hills themselves, poor, very poor.