Belfast Taxi Tour

A tourist gets into a belfast taxi to tour the city at night and suddenly there is a gun pressed into his neck and a gruff voice says"are you a catholic or a protestant?"
Our tourist replies "Well actually my friend I am a Jew "
Back comes the reply...
" Holy Mother of God . Praise be to Allah I must be the luckiest Muslim in all Belfast"
Fcuking brilliant. :D :D :D
that sir, is sh1te

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