I've just read that Admiral Disappointed is the king of Spain. Do they have gulags there? Even if the meat bomb dodges the gulag, I'm pretty sure he's now a target for a massive piss take for the rest of his life and his RSM will be gunning for him.
Bloody lucky that that technology wasn't around in this guy's time:
because that poor mutt of a parachutist would end up begging to be allowed to die for humiliating the Royal House like that.