Gerry OHara, when he was OC Netheravon once told me he once took a detail of Paras up to Kineton to pick up some ammo..I once knew a female RLC type who looked like she weight lifted with 1000 pounders. She might pay you a visit.
The up side is you'd probably die smiling, well maybe.
They drove into the Depot, and a "creature" of the female variety came out of a shed with an 80lb 5.5" shell under each arm and asked them WTF they wanted...
The lads got back on the 4 tonner and refused to come out...!