- I was only supposed to be there for a month so I'd gone through my sensible ones.
- The Dhobi room had been hit by IDF artillery and so that was all I had left to wear.
- I was hoping to pose as a tourist
- That was what I was wearing when I was lifted and so it may have helped my cause as they didn't take me too seriously.
- I'm a big fan of Hawaii 50
- I've the dress sense of a Slovakian kitchen porter
No, wait. Para 7 should have been 'And I was very drunk'.