We have a very old dog.......nearly 18 years old. For the past few months we have had a cat in the back garden that just sits there and ignores us. It is obvious that Houndinblack will roll a 7 in the next few weeks and said cat is ingratiating itself with the family. By lunchtime today wifeinblack and daughterinblack are placing bowls of yoghurt outside and lamenting that we don't have catfood in the pantry after the aforementioned quadruped started whining and begging at the back door. The dog has made a few attempts to see it off but keeps tripping over "The Grim Reaper's" foot. I have always admired cats as the MI5 of pets but this fukker is seriously on the ball. I have introduced a serious "NO MORE FCUKING PETS" rule and have already been stiffed.