being idiotic :( :)

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aradia

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#1
just for a bit of advice.

my friends believe my reflexes are not fast enough and so they are trying to get me to speed them up, and they believe the only way to do this is to have sparring matches at college during lunch in the common room. i am usually faster than them and avoid any injuries however i was not up to my usual standard a couple of days ago and my friend managed to hit me in the diaphragm bruising two ribs. it has really messed up my training schedule and i was wondering if anyone could actually recommend some exercises i could do even while i'm in this state, anything would be great.
i know i won't be play fighting with my cousin over this weekend when i go to his as i usually do on the rare occasions we meet up as it helps us both. i've learnt my lesson for the time being. :eye:
many thanks
 
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PrinceAlbert

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#2
Since there is no "reflex test" in the Army, why bother?

It sounds like a gash excuse for your friend to beat you up.
 
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aradia

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#4
more than likely if he was like that and i know there is no "reflex test" in the army, i just like to have fast reflexes and that was my friends who have gotten me into increasing the speed of my reflexes as they help me with my training so they include everything in it. tell you summat though he has got a powerful punch even for a rugby player :)
 
#6
just for a bit of advice.

my friends believe my reflexes are not fast enough and so they are trying to get me to speed them up, and they believe the only way to do this is to have sparring matches at college during lunch in the common room. i am usually faster than them and avoid any injuries however i was not up to my usual standard a couple of days ago and my friend managed to hit me in the diaphragm bruising two ribs. it has really messed up my training schedule and i was wondering if anyone could actually recommend some exercises i could do even while i'm in this state, anything would be great.
i know i won't be play fighting with my cousin over this weekend when i go to his as i usually do on the rare occasions we meet up as it helps us both. i've learnt my lesson for the time being. :eye:
many thanks
you sound like an Andrex labrador puppy , who got tangeled up in the bog roll and fell into the toilet , bruising his soft pink testicles..

anyway normal human beings dont have diaphragms.. speakers on a hi fi do though.
 
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aradia

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#7
you sound like an Andrex labrador puppy , who got tangeled up in the bog roll and fell into the toilet , bruising his soft pink testicles..

anyway normal human beings dont have diaphragms.. speakers on a hi fi do though.
diaphragm/ ribcage same thing
 
#11
So being punched in the abdomen improves your reflexes? Have you let the scientific and medical community know of your great discovery?
 
#16
you got that right :) considering i'm only a small girl and they are all 6 foot odd i would call us idiots
Ignore all these cretins on here today, they're just storemen who are bored of counting bed sheets. Private message me for some decent advice (I was a PTI you know).

Don't forget to include a photo of yourself in your underwear showing any bruises for diagnostic purposes.

FBG
 
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aradia

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#17
Are your family and friends rednecks ? Will you be going squirrel hunting to stock the freezer up for the festive season as well ?
no i'm not,
1) im english
2) im at college
3) i come from a white collar family
 
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aradia

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#18
Ignore all these cretins on here today, they're just storemen who are bored of counting bed sheets. Private message me for some decent advice (I was a PTI you know).

Don't forget to include a photo of yourself in your underwear showing any bruises for diagnostic purposes.

FBG
thanks, ive been to the doc although i knew before they told me that i'd bruised ribs and don't worry i'm finding them amusing
 
#19
you got that right :) considering i'm only a small girl and they are all 6 foot odd i would call us idiots
Oh here we go. another one thinking the 'you're an idiot' comments will change when she plays the girl card. Your sex is of no relevance. If it was you would have mentioned before you started taking flak!
 
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aradia

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#20
Oh here we go. another one thinking the 'you're an idiot' comments will change when she plays the girl card. Your sex is of no relevance. If it was you would have mentioned before you started taking flak!
guess what? I don't give a shit if it changes their thoughts or not, yes i am an idiot and i don't care what people think, i have to put up with a lot of things and i just can't be bothered to argue with anyone. also i know my sex is of no revelance phoenix it was just to point out that it is partly my fault for bruising a couple of ribs. i just put up with the pain and try to continue because if you don't we would constantly be stopping through pain. And i'm gonna shut up complaining at you about your comment now
 

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