Being a copper, sounds like a reet laugh!

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  1. It is the Daily mail so read with tounge in cheek!

    Girl, 10, sprayed with CS gas after police storm teenager's birthday party

    A girl of 10 had CS gas sprayed in her eyes when 35 police officers stormed a birthday party to make a minor arrest.

    Abbie Symonds had to spend the night in hospital for treatment after the family barbecue turned into a night of terror.

    Her mother, Delia Symonds, said officers in full riot gear used tear gas indiscriminately like ‘five-year-olds with water pistols.’

    Sounds like fun doesn't it?
  2. Good on them, I fookin' hate kids too.
  3. Have you any idea just how dangerous 10 year old girls are. SO19, supported by helicopters and a few busloads of riot troops would not have been OTT
  4. Wonder if it'll up his score on how many 5 year olds I could fight?
  5. the_boy_syrup

    the_boy_syrup LE Book Reviewer

    My 3 year old is nails
    She would have took the C.S and still lamped the plod with her Barney
  6. And I bet after all that, the sausages were still slightly under done.
  7. No cake for plod then?
  8. Humble pie?
  9. Plod is out of control these days. Madness.
  10. Baggy trousers?
  11. No mention as to the background of the family then?
  12. But that would give us the FULL picture.

    You don't expect the Dalai Mail to do something like that.
  13. I'm all for this kind of positive policing. Club the crap outta everybody and sort it all out down the cells afterwards. Good old plod! :)
  14. Tough on Crime, Tough on the causes of Crime. Liebour policy in action :D
  15. I bet that's the last time Nigel (junior) asks if anybody can spare a few coppers.