Beijings penis emporium

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  1. Nice article.....remind me to never go there (where is a vomit smiley when you need one?)
  2. Don't be so soft you need to be Hardened to such things.

    OK, OK I'm going!
  3. London Penis Emporium


    Mostly lacking in balls however.
  4. European Penis's all meet here!

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  5. Very stimulating conversation. Reminds me of the days when a penis was considered a reproductive organ.Now its become a business prop.We need to harden our attitudes and penetrate to the core of this problem.

    So when is the vagina emporium?
  6. Try Mr bLiar's cabinet there a bunch of cnuts
  7. I'll have a whopper thanx.

    Saludos Amigos
  8. Was out shopping with the Mrs in an ' ethnic' part of the city some years back.. We passed a butcher shop with a sign in the window offering the Day's Special: Bull's Pizzle!!

    had to go in and ask..Yup.. Bull's Penis on sale.. Butcher insisted that it was a low fat, high protien delicacy that could be served like a sausage or sliced for sandwiches and made an excellent meal for two..and, he added. if unexpected guests arrived all you had to do was stroke it and voila.. dinner for six!
  9. :lol: :lol: :lol:

    You owe me a new keyboard now! :lol:
  10. can anyone recommend a good way of getting sick from a keyboard? :oops:
  11. bossy, this is wrong, I tell you wrong!

    eeewwwwww! we do not want to go to a restraurant specialising in peni
    (what is the correct plurral term for several penises anyway?
    - aside from the goverment lads n lasses!)
  12. Wrong Press_it? :)

    Did you ever think when you eat chinese
    It aint really chicken, but a cats testes? :D