Behind my monitor.

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by RustyBayonet, Nov 19, 2008.

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  1. While trying to find my ridiculous and expired, E7571 ID card I decided to check the black hole behind my monitor, there I found:

    + A tin of dried out boot polish, black.
    + The book “A Soldier’s Pocket Book”, which I don't think I've ever read.
    + A CD-R containing some random MOD forms.
    + The missing “Tuesday” DAT160 backup tape I’ve been looking for.
    + A cleaning kit for an AK103.

    So, what’s behind your monitor?
  2. msr

    msr LE

    Gosh, those winter nights must just fly by... :roll:

  3. BrunoNoMedals

    BrunoNoMedals LE Reviewer

    Real life, I thought.
  4. It too soon to go to the pub, I'm bored - does it show?
  5. Never too soon to go ti the pib!! Hic..
  6. There's a message there.
  7. folders and a paperclip, what an exciting life i need :roll:
  8. Narnia, Lord Lucan and a map to El Dorado
  9. Mongo

    Mongo LE Reviewer

    Zippo lighter fluid, half full, and a shoehorn
  10. A MkII Cortina,
    2 very worn crossplys,
    The cast of Les Mis
    3 of the Hawaiian Tropic girls
  11. Wow. I also have a copy of 'A Soldier's Pocket book' behind my monitor. Along with about 7 old newspapers, numerous CDs of unknown origins, crisp packets, bowls, plates and cutlery from dinners infront of the computer, used tissues...

    I think it's time I went out and got a job.
  12. Crusty tissue paper mostly
  13. A morse key in full working order.
  14. My knees, suitably shredded after a good hockey/blowjob sesh.