Before I die

#1
Anyone got any interesting thoughts of what they would like to do before they die.

A few of mine was to swim with dolphins, fight crocodile's, get bitten by a venamous African snake and survive, parachute without oxygen from above the limit of using oxygen and tell a traffic warden to fcuk off. but I've done that now.

All that is left is too be accepted by a family of mountain gorilla's, parachute from outta space, meet Maggie Thatcher and drive a F1 and drag car.

There's prob a few more but can't think right now. Oh, then there's the dieing bit - from being bit by a King Cobra.

BT. :D
 
#2
shag paris hilton up the poop shute with swarfega and itching powder.(while wearing a rubber i may add!)
 
#3
dunno about before i die, but when i die i wanna be cremated and sprinkled on Angelina Jolie's cornflakes. I'll slide out of her arse at least once... :D
 
#4
Machristo said:
dunno about before i die, but when i die i wanna be cremated and sprinkled on Angelina Jolie's cornflakes. I'll slide out of her arse at least once... :D
Tawt!! Thank fcuk I'd swallowed my tea!! :D
 
#5
jarrod248 said:
Pilot a Boeing 747
Your bad :twisted: unless your flying a load of suspected terrorists back home out the country.
 
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blindfire

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#8
Machristo said:
dunno about before i die, but when i die i wanna be cremated and sprinkled on Angelina Jolie's cornflakes. I'll slide out of her arse at least once... :D
class - sheer class - always wanted to do that to Kim Wilde, but then again I'm an old knacker :D
 
#10
jibman said:
shag paris hilton up the poop shute with swarfega and itching powder.(while wearing a rubber i may add!)
Yeah, but delete the swarfega bit eh.

BT. :lol:
 
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Biscuits_AB

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#11
Brew_Time said:
Anyone got any interesting thoughts of what they would like to do before they die.

A few of mine was to swim with dolphins, fight crocodile's, get bitten by a venamous African snake and survive, parachute without oxygen from above the limit of using oxygen and tell a traffic warden to fcuk off. but I've done that now.

All that is left is too be accepted by a family of mountain gorilla's, parachute from outta space, meet Maggie Thatcher and drive a F1 and drag car.

There's prob a few more but can't think right now. Oh, then there's the dieing bit - from being bit by a King Cobra.

BT. :D
Shag a fat lass. I've suddenly developed a penchant for porkers and I'm at that age now, where sheer desperation has overcome any feelings of guilt, remorse or down right embarrassment.

So, Poppy.........fancy a bit of Celtic C*ck up your Khyber Pass?
 
#12
looney said:
base jump, Angles fall.
Oooooooo yeah, I'll second that. Handstand'ed out the back of a Chinook tho, thats fun.

BT. :D
 
#16
nah, on a serious point though, i do wanna die spectacularly, inconveniencing as many people as possible and hopefully causing massive problems for neu arbeit. nothing terrorist-y, but definitely newsworthy. still, got a bit of time to think about it..... (i hope)
 
#17
Always had a thing for Dido so I'd give her one - or three.

BT.
 
#20
Live to the age of 400.
 

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