Before and After

Discussion in 'Blue Jokes' started by Monty417, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Andy Murray before Wimbledon:
    The most promising tennis player in Britain.
    Andy Murray after Wimbledon:
    Useless, goofy Scottish twat.

    Susan Boyle before BGT final:
    Amazing worldwide Internet sensation.
    Susan Boyle after BGT final:
    Deformed, cretinous Scottish munter.

    Gordon Brown before becoming PM:
    Useless, one eyed Scottish Wanker.
    Gordon Brown after becoming PM:
    Useless, one eyed Scottish wanker.