Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Bat_Crab, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Two bee keepers are discussing their hobby.

    "I have one hundred thousand bees in ten hives." says the first, to which the second retorts,

    "That's nothing, I have one million bees."

    "Crikey, how many hives do you have?" asks the first.

    "One" he replies.

    "Bl00dy hell, one million bees in one hive!?"

    "Yeah. Fcuk 'em, they're only bees."