Beer induced philosophy

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by BiscuitsAB, Sep 9, 2009.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. BiscuitsAB

    BiscuitsAB LE Moderator

    had a beer the other night with my lads and the youngest aged 13 had 2 and a half. I think the lad has squaddie potential as he came out with this purler after thinking on it for a minute.

    Dad! The pen maybe mightier than the sword, but some people can't read!

    oh inglorius members of the NAAFI bar please add your pearls of wisdom so they can be recorded for posterior.
  2. Don't kick your dog in the knackers when you've got your fingers in its mouth.
  3. Give him a novel in braille.
  4. What, you've lost me, not hard though :?
  5. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    Never accept a blowjob from an alligator!
  6. Go on enlighten us. :lol:
  7. Never push on a mooring line.
  8. rampant

    rampant LE Reviewer Book Reviewer

    I only have 9 inches left :crying:

    Had to get a new PA ring and everything :crying:
  9. Whats in your snap box? :lol:
  10. Don't take it to heart that your son had a dig at you. :)
  11. "There's nowt right wit marley clutter buckets that won't barley grummet"

    The Goodies
  12. 8O Can you say again.
  13. Aye, and if tha ever catches a weasel asleap. piss I'nt basted ear.
  14. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Ah'fan many. :lol:
  15. Don't whistle while you're eating custard.