beer gut,man boobs and double chin!

#1
I was looking in the mirror the other day and quite frankly I didnt like what I saw! at the age of 44 I have man boobs, beer gut and a double chin yet I still train every day, the problem is apart from 4 months in 1983 when I was in the Falklands I ve drunk beer on a regular basis.
since New years eve(nearly two weeks!) Ive stuck to gin and tonic with a bit of red wine, but ive not yet developed a David Beckham type body.
Does anyone have any tips?
 
#3
MADPIERRE16 said:
I was looking in the mirror the other day and quite frankly I didnt like what I saw! at the age of 44 I have man boobs, beer gut and a double chin yet I still train every day, the problem is apart from 4 months in 1983 when I was in the Falklands I ve drunk beer on a regular basis.
since New years eve(nearly two weeks!) Ive stuck to gin and tonic with a bit of red wine, but ive not yet developed a David Beckham type body.
Does anyone have any tips?
don't blame the beer I don't drink i'm 43 and in the same boat as you though my man cleavage is very petite :thumleft:
 
#4
MADPIERRE16 said:
I was looking in the mirror the other day and quite frankly I didnt like what I saw! at the age of 44 I have man boobs, beer gut and a double chin yet I still train every day, the problem is apart from 4 months in 1983 when I was in the Falklands I ve drunk beer on a regular basis.
since New years eve(nearly two weeks!) Ive stuck to gin and tonic with a bit of red wine, but ive not yet developed a David Beckham type body.
Does anyone have any tips?
Try poking a Spice Girl......failing that have a ride on a bacon slicer??

Davis Beckham is shite anyway.
 
#5
Mods, shouldn't this be merged with the other Jade Goody thread? :winkrazz:
 
#6
Try the Health & Fitness forum maybe? You might get an answer that doesn't include "try blowing goats more often".

My advice - try blowing goats more often.

David Peckedjam is a runt and a Two Combs at that as well. Metrosexual ha! That's just a PC word for queg. Give me an 18 stone pisstank any day :D least they know how to live and keep a woman respectful.


(edited as I forgot the facking swear filter)
 
#8
MADPIERRE16 said:
gin and tonic with a bit of red wine
There’s your problem right there. No wonder you’ve got tits, you drink girl’s drinks. You might as well face facts; get yourself a cheap back sack ’n crack and some Lidl’s lingerie and start selling your hoop down at the docks. Start raising the cash for the full op.

You might want to knock one out first, for old time’s sake. Just don’t do it in front of the mirror. Or maybe do. Better start getting used to having sex with overweight men in their forties.
 
#13
You're a fat cnut because you eat and drink too much and you don't take enough exercise. You're also a whinging fat cnut and for that you have no excuse.
 
#14
sniper_bob said:
You're a fat cnut because you eat and drink too much and you don't take enough exercise. You're also a whinging fat cnut and for that you have no excuse.
Hark at Brad fcuking Pitt.

Lighten up you fitness freak. I bet you are a real barrel of larfs on the lash.
 
#15
If Mr Mad Pierre wishes to appear quite svelte, then join the T.A.

Along side some of those fat cnuts he will seem almost waif like or is it heroin chic this week?
 
#16
men without moobs and beer guts are poofs who can't drink beer and eat shite like Quorn!!!! Normal women like a bloke they can bounce on so sup up big guy!!! David Beckham...ARRSE!!!!
 
#17
MADPIERRE16 said:
I was looking in the mirror the other day and quite frankly I didnt like what I saw! at the age of 44 I have man boobs, beer gut and a double chin yet I still train every day, the problem is apart from 4 months in 1983 when I was in the Falklands I ve drunk beer on a regular basis.
since New years eve(nearly two weeks!) Ive stuck to gin and tonic with a bit of red wine, but ive not yet developed a David Beckham type body.
Does anyone have any tips?

if it`s any consolation, I have a perfect muscular body and six pack abs and would look good on any beach, however my penis is a tiny stumpy little thing.

okay, the penis bit is`nt true, I just wanted to make you feel better
 

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