Beer Goggles

#4
Just going off thread slightly but on the same subject. I was driving down the road once with my 6 yr old daughter in the back both laughing at a jokey song on the radio. One line said "I got my beer goggles on" when the song finished there was a pause and daughter asks "Dad, what are beer goggles"

How the fcuk do you explain that one to a 6 year old girl?
 
#5
P1ss Mist?
 
#6
old_gun said:
Just going off thread slightly but on the same subject. I was driving down the road once with my 6 yr old daughter in the back both laughing at a jokey song on the radio. One line said "I got my beer goggles on" when the song finished there was a pause and daughter asks "Dad, what are beer goggles"

How the fcuk do you explain that one to a 6 year old girl?
You don't.

(Just get her p!ssed and let her find out for herself.)
 
#8
fosters filter, vodka vision, stella scanner, alcohol beauty treatment. God I've drunk too much and pumped a lot of munters
 
#12
I do'n' have any more whitty names to add to the list.

I did however find out that the effect is increased if you have just got back from one of the sandy places and you still have you Tour Googles on as well.

Thats a Christmass do I'll not forget in a hurry. Although I have been trying.
 
#14
badegg said:
Is that a "Bass mask"? :biggrin: Apparently a later photo shows some pretty spectacular defaecation drills! :puker:
Deary me! Don't give up your day job mate unless it is stand up comedian, then you should reconsider you career. :winkrazz:
 
#15
jack-daniels said:
badegg said:
Is that a "Bass mask"? :biggrin: Apparently a later photo shows some pretty spectacular defaecation drills! :puker:
Deary me! Don't give up your day job mate unless it is stand up comedian, then you should reconsider you career. :winkrazz:
JD - What a brilliant put-down! Did you think it up yourself, or did your "carer" help?
 
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