As the spill heads towards the Florida Keys and Miami The Daily Beast has a pop at Deficit Hawk Dave's new efficiency czar in July Fourth Outrage: British Gov't Elevates Disgraced BP Boss A disgraced, tiny martinet, fond of surrounding himself with cherubic sycophants, whose short sighted cheese pairing policy direction may have wrecked BeePee, made a big dent in the UK's GDP and seriously Browned off our most valued ally. Some may think this a bizarre appointment, the sort of jaw dropping mistake only made by deranged private sector fetishists given to snorting too much coke off rent boys arses. It's actually an act of refined Etonian genius. What better wrecking ball rapidly reduce Whitehall to Somalian standards of effectiveness? Heckuva of a job Brownie!