been there

A bloke is driving happily along in his very flash, very expensive open topped sports car with his girlfriend when he's pulled over by the Police.

The police officer approaches him and asks:

"Have you been drinking Sir?"

"Why?" asks the man, "Was I driving badly?"

No" replies the Officer, "You were driving splendidly. It was the ugly fat bird in the passenger seat that made me suspicious"

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