Beef Curtains

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by chemystery, Jan 15, 2007.

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  1. What's the nicest set you've seen....prove, by means of pic, is welcomed...

    Mine was a girl I was shagging from the Swindon could really get them into your mouth and give them a good sucking....happy days!
  2. Nice and tasty...

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  3. Beef Curtains recipe

    Scale ingredients to servings
    1 oz vodka
    1 oz gin
    2 oz pink grapefruit juice
    1/2 grenadine syrup

    Stir ingredients together in a champagne tulip glass, and serve
  4. Ditto for me. She loved it as well. It may even have been the same bird!
  5. Bollocks. You just made that up to justify a thinly veiled request for shots of axe-wounds.

  6. Your mums are rather nice.
  7. I tired sucking my mum's but her fecking belly got in the way and she couldn't stop farting.............
  8. Fcuk me...she must've dropped her standards. Last time I saw her she was on a street corner sucking off a donkey.
  9. which can be portrayed as art....if taken in Black and White or Sepia tone....
  10. My first Pigeon German phrase

    "Schoen Rindfleish Gardinen !"