Bed Time Story

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by MOANING_BARSTEWARD, Aug 12, 2011.

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  1. I don't have any kids, but when I babysit for others I just grab their ears and deepthroat them until they pass out.
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  2. vodka laced with rohypnol works well. So I heard....
  3. how much do you charge - the little shits could use the life experience
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  4. You could start with The Story of O and build up to 120 Days of Sodomy,,That's what I read to my kids (1boy 2 girls),,they grew up to be expert perverts......
  5. Well, it's normally free. But I charge for the babysitting.