Bed Rage !!

#1
Ever been so Fcuking angry in bed at night, someone at work has pis*ed you off so much that you couldn't sleep, you lie awake going through all the things you are going to say and do to that person in the morning......did you carry it out ????

send over.................
 
#2
I thought this was going to be a new porn website.

Oh well!
 
#3
No I haven't.

Have you considered just having a relaxing play with your tool? It beats the Hell out of hot cocoa for putting you to sleep.
 
#5
I find that a good w@nk sorts most problems out.
 
#6
Have you considered the huge benefits of copiuos amounts of alcohol.???

Or indeed that the person pissing you couldn't give a fcuk about your little feelings diddums?
 
#8
Loads of times. If I reacted to every insult, I would be in Broadmoor by now.
As GT said, copious amounts of alcohol is the answer.
 
#9
hairyarse2 said:
Loads of times. If I reacted to every insult, I would be in Broadmoor by now.
As GT said, copious amounts of alcohol is the answer.
Except that you end up furious and swamped. There are only so many times you can blame the missus.
 
#10
King_of_the_Burpas said:
hairyarse2 said:
Loads of times. If I reacted to every insult, I would be in Broadmoor by now.
As GT said, copious amounts of alcohol is the answer.
Except that you end up furious and swamped. There are only so many times you can blame the missus.
Humbug Sir, if you must tell the wife more than once that its her fault buy her concealor for Christmas.... black eyes are not just for Xmas, they are for life.
 
#11
King_of_the_Burpas said:
hairyarse2 said:
Loads of times. If I reacted to every insult, I would be in Broadmoor by now.
As GT said, copious amounts of alcohol is the answer.
Except that you end up furious and swamped. There are only so many times you can blame the missus.
Brilliant, i just laughed out loud
 
#12
As an alternative to alcohol you could buy "The History of English Law" by Sir Frederick Pollock & Frederic William Maitland. It comes in two large volumes.

When I was in university it was a surefire cure for insomnia. Three or four pages would put me right to sleep. IIRC the history ends during the reign of HM Edward VII and I never got further than the part about HM Edward II. This left a bit of a gap in my knowlege but I did get to sleep.
 
#16
next time you see them just smile and carry on as normal, it p*sses them off that they are not getting to you
 
#17
No but best way I found out is to

a) drop sarcastic little one liners, when walking out of the office at the end of the day.

b) Ignore them

c) piss in their tea/coffee.
 
#18
This reminds me of the joke about the Jewish bloke Solly tossing and turning in bed and not getting to slep.

'Whats the matter?' says his missus
'I owe Abraham Cohen our neighbour £3000 and I don't have the money, and its worrying me, I can't get to sleep'
Wife goes to the window, opens it and shouts out, ' Abi, Solly hasn't got £3000 and he cannot pay you'
She comes back to bed and says, 'Now let HIM worry about it. Go to sleep'
 
#19
Ispeakcrabandpongo said:
This reminds me of the joke about the Jewish bloke Solly tossing and turning in bed and not getting to slep.

'Whats the matter?' says his missus
'I owe Abraham Cohen our neighbour £3000 and I don't have the money, and its worrying me, I can't get to sleep'
Wife goes to the window, opens it and shouts out, ' Abi, Solly hasn't got £3000 and he cannot pay you'
She comes back to bed and says, 'Now let HIM worry about it. Go to sleep'
:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
#20
methilman said:
Ever been so Fcuking angry in bed at night, someone at work has pis*ed you off so much that you couldn't sleep, you lie awake going through all the things you are going to say and do to that person in the morning......did you carry it out ????

send over.................
What you need is inner peace and the way to get that is to finish the things you have started. I have looked around my house and seen the things I have started but not finished, so I have finished them:
I have finished the Jamesons, the Gordon's Gin, the Smirnoff Vodka, the bottle of red wine, the bottle of white wine, the Jack Daniels and the Advocaat.
You have no fcuking idea how peaceful I feel now.
 

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