Since every fucker is posting threads about Walts at the moment, I thought I'd get in and grab a piece of the action while it's still hot. Now I don't really have anything to gain by becoming a Walter, but since it appears to piss people off I'm gonna have to give it a try. I've been looking for a new hobby for ages. Now I've Walted before in a minor capacity, you know the usual shite, telling chicks your a fighter pilot etc. I even pretended I was into cricket once so I'd fit in at a dinner party, recently I appear to be Walting it as an internet agony uncle thanks to some of the posters on this site. I fancy a serious challenge though, I want to Walt it large, something really outlandish. I've got a few ideas already but if anyone has any good suggestions please let me know. It has to be vaguely believable, I have a bit of coin stashed away so purchasing some paraphernalia isn't out of the question. At the moment I'm considering Walting it as a Dakar rally driver. I have a big 4x4 truck already so a few stickers and some covies and I'll be onto a winner with that. What else can I pretend to be?