Become part of the SAS for a tenner!

#2
Hayfever again Mr_D?

Stilts
 
#5
Mr_Deputy said:
i don't see anything about boathouse decoration on this DVD. so no i didn't buy this. my training was done exclusively using ...well I can't say.


I like the illustrations using guns for stages in the training - why didn't they illustrate the survival phase with a carrot or a rabbit?
Actually, Mr D, you may be able to put me at rest over a niggle I have had with the training that 'them' do.

What if you are a vegetarian? Do you still have to kill a bunny, or will they let you subsist on nutritious roots and bulbs?

I thought I'd ask you before I forked out a tenner.

There must be a few veggies in the SAS.
 
#6
Thanks Mr D. I'll go and kill myself now to preserve opsec.
 
#8
HERE'S WHAT ELSE IS INCLUDED WITHIN THE GUIDE -
THE SAS - SPECIAL AIR SERVICE

• The history of the Special Air Service

• SAS badges and insignia

• Rank markings

• The Iranian Embassy Siege and how to get 15,000 men on a balcony, with you being the 2nd
• The Gibraltar shootings
• The SAS Air Troop
• SAS Mobility Troop and training
• The Boat troop, their training and the colour of the Boathouse (Correct at time of going to press but may differ)
• SAS Mountain Troop
 
#9
Maybe Selection was what killed Pavarotti, then?

It's such a nice day, I think I'll walk thanks...
 
#11
I saw this advertised on Arrse a while back... clicked the link.. it soon became obvious it must be shit... the bloke who holds the bar up down my local pub wasn't even in it ffs.. so it must be fake.

He's pictured below on the right, he'd just got back from a shoot to kill mission in NI - after being in Borneo fighting the Adoo. He hates Argies after what they did to his best mate............

He's hard - as hard as a coffin nail. Don't fuck....

 
#12
so does this mean that basic training will only be 90 mins in the classroom watching the DVD ?

Will be like police academy recruits :)
 
#13
Pronto_Mike_Uniform said:
HERE'S WHAT ELSE IS INCLUDED WITHIN THE GUIDE -
THE SAS - SPECIAL AIR SERVICE

• The history of the Special Air Service

• SAS badges and insignia

• Rank markings

• The Iranian Embassy Siege and how to get 15,000 men on a balcony, with you being the 2nd
• The Gibraltar shootings
• The SAS Air Troop
• SAS Mobility Troop and training
• The Boat troop, their training and the colour of the Boathouse (Correct at time of going to press but may differ)
• SAS Mountain Troop
Now that was funny.
 
#14
Sorry BanjoBill,
but that photo was not for real;
This is the real photo taken on the day;
So who was who?
Oh shit, now I got to shoot myself.
 
#15
Sorry, you guys have the wrong one, this is an original that I have edited just for persec purposes.

 
#16
Spank-it,
you know damn well you shouldn’t have shown that!
Now that’s 2 of us that have to commit suicide.
 
#17
True2Blue said:
Spank-it,
you know damn well you shouldn’t have shown that!
Now that’s 2 of us that have to commit suicide.


How did you know it was me, twot, now that you've mentioned my name I'm gonna haf to slot ya, (on principle) then top meself.
 
#18
Never having been in the army and no idea about 'Them', I didnt think the SA80 (or whatever its called), was the weapon of choice?

Best make my own DVD in the wilderness that is the backgarden, and cash in! :)
 
#19
as if the sas would use sa80,even worse an iron sighted one at that!spank it,being the second man what was your prefered killing house gat? :D probably smg i guess mucker. :wink:
 
#20
jibman said:
as if the sas would use sa80,even worse an iron sighted one at that!spank it,being the second man what was your prefered killing house gat? :D probably smg i guess mucker. :wink:
Actually, What I have there (I can mention it now - freedom of info, etc) is a ..Pan, Teflon, Frying, 14". The lads were not sure how long they were going to be in wiggly fingers "side" wiggly fingers and quite rightly requested egg banjo's on call in case things went diddly up.

One little known story me and the lads laughed about later (while sniffing the boat fumes, nudge, nudge), was how #4 terryist was felled by a boiled egg thrown by me..... (the lads were havin a laff and had stuck a boily in with the uncooked ones), barsterds the lot of em.

Now, pull up this sandbag son an let me tell you about when the lads and I went to...........................
 

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