Beckhams as thick as champ!

#1
Say's it all really! And no wonder the yoofs of today can't speak proper.

David Beckham has confessed that he sometimes struggles to understand what his Los Angeles Galaxy teammates are saying.

The football star told The Sun that the language obstacle worked both ways: "I must say I've had a few issues on that front. I sometimes say something and some of the players don't understand me. Then they say things and I don't have a clue what they are going on about.

"The other day a teammate said they had a raspberry, or it may have been strawberry. I can't remember. They were talking about a grass burn! I couldn't get my head around that one."

Beckham added that he hadn't picked up a US accent after 12 months in the country, but his sons were starting to sound American.

"They're at school every day and learning different things about America. This is to be expected," he commented.
I'm fick me...
 
#4
Beckham should consider himself fortunate enough to be able to speak English, the thick tw@t.

He's as annoying as a ginger haired step child.
 
#5
"They're at school every day and learning different things about America. This is to be expected," he commented.

Jesus Christ :roll:


Actually - bold, the thick fcuker probably takes them on a weekend as well.....
 
#6
I hope when he retires from playing football he'll retire gracefully and quietly and very rarely be seen again. However, I think the Beckham Circus will continue well into my old age. Humph.... heartburn.... I really don't look forward to it.
 
#7
"ma brian urts mummy""
 
#9
I just doesn’t get it, everyone goes on about David Beckham being thick...... but no c. unt says anything about Stephen Hawking being s. hit at football do they?!
 
#10
monkey_tech said:
I just doesn’t get it, everyone goes on about David Beckham being thick...... but no c. unt says anything about Stephen Hawking being s. hit at football do they?!
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#11
Nice one monkey tech.

Has no one told Becham that strawberry wasn't strawberry - it's "straw burn" a friction burn etc.

Yanks call the green grass straw in their slang. But wi their accent he may not have understood it as this.

Ho hummm.....
 
#12
monkey_tech said:
I just doesn’t get it, everyone goes on about David Beckham being thick...... but no c. unt says anything about Stephen Hawking being s. hit at football do they?!

Aw, come on Monkey Tech... you're talking about a dribbling wreck who can hardly string a sentence together.



Hawking on the other hand, is a highly intelligent bloke!
 
#13
:clap: :clap: :boogie: my nose has just had a tetley tea rinse through - feck that was funny - cheers!!
 

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