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Beckham

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Roll on ten or so years and Beckham Jnr goes for a trial at Man U. Being a chip off the old block he gets signed straight away. The boss says, "As your dad is so respected by the club you can choose which number shirt you want."

Jnr went home and told his dad that because he was so respected the boss had given him the choice of shirt number.

David paused for couple of seconds then said, "Wear four out there Romeo."





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