Beckham

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by General_Layabout, Nov 1, 2012.

Welcome to the Army Rumour Service, ARRSE

The UK's largest and busiest UNofficial military website.

The heart of the site is the forum area, including:

  1. Roll on ten or so years and Beckham Jnr goes for a trial at Man U. Being a chip off the old block he gets signed straight away. The boss says, "As your dad is so respected by the club you can choose which number shirt you want."

    Jnr went home and told his dad that because he was so respected the boss had given him the choice of shirt number.

    David paused for couple of seconds then said, "Wear four out there Romeo."





    Keys...check
    Wallet..check
    Phone...check

    Taxi...................