I am missing my daily dose of 'Strayan stories, and fuckwittery in general now that Bushmills has buggered off. So, I am starting a new thread for all things Aussie.
Straya is like the Florida of British Commonwealth.
And to start of with, here's one. Why? It's 'Straya, mate, why the hell not? And his explanation, " Well, I lost me license." Fair dinkum mate, fair dinkum.
Australian caught towing boat with mobility scooter after losing licence