'Beaver tourism': can it work?

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by 1stgulfmac, Nov 2, 2012.

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  1. What do they taste like? The animal, I know what the other one tastes like.

    You know, I had an idea there were some Scotish ladies holding it back.....
  2. Bloody stupid idea.

    The "natural" beaver population is out of control on the Tay, the ones in Beauly have already escaped from where they were meant to be enclosed and there are rumours of people introducing more than just beavers into the Highlands.

    Basically, there is no control, no real understanding of the population on the Tay and no chance of reversing the decision if it all goes Pete Tong (which it is!)
  3. Just for a second I thought was a euphemism for something else totally, yes I have a filthy, filthy mind.
  4. Yes, its not the sort of beaver tourism I was thinking of either.
  5. Agreed. A reported surfeit of ginger beaver would get me on the A74.

    Neil fucking Oliver won't.

    Added: When I said Neil fucking Oliver, I meant Neil Oliver, the cunt, not 'Neil fucking 'Oliver'.
  6. Or is it?..... Or is it!...
  7. Given the title, a very disappointing thread.
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  8. Me too. My first reaction was, "Worked for Thailand."

    If it's been sent from my HTC Sensation using Tapatalk then I'm probably pissed.
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  9. Best thing to come out of the whole story so far has been Michaela Strachan on Autumnwatch saying that she was "looking forward to some live beaver action"
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  10. Can we have a "Most disappointing thread" thread?

    The mob demands beaver photos.
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  11. This is what you had in mind perhaps??

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    It might not be the money spinner that Alex Salmond expects:

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  13. Only of the "split" kind, then you're onto a winner.
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