They're fcuking horrible, either leaking that shite, or a good facsimile of cottage cheese with thrush, or a scene off ER once a month.
Watch one of them give birth and then tell me that you ever want to play again (I think that the arrse contracting and expanding puts you off). It took me 3 times of watching it to realise how horrible they are.
Bin em and go gay. At least you always know what colour sh1te and piles are
I stopped nailing Dale for those reasons, badly packed kebab is an expression but you can take the p1ss. Anything you have to lift with a forklift is bad news
I've just woken up after dreaming about this sweet thing and I have a few questions before commiting myself to doing her:
1. Is she up for a 69 ?
2. Does she prefer to get on top ?
3. I can't tell, but could someone find out whether she has a brazillian shave.
4. I suspect she swollows - can this be confirmed please.
5. How clean is her dirt box ? Can she actually reach to wipe it properly ?
Right peeps, here's your only serious offer so far,
I'd bang her for Â£500,000. Only from behind though. On top would make me seasick, and underneath would result in damaged internal organs. I also want all rights to any images which may be taken during this unholiest of deeds. And no spitroasts, she's all mine. Yes I really am that selfish.