Beats having the runs

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by B_AND_T, Aug 21, 2008.

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  1. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

  2. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    OMG have just fed my tuna sandwich to the dog (he s wormed regularly, im not) :roll:
  3. I personally preferred the link at the bottom of your link:

  4. TheIronDuke

    TheIronDuke LE Book Reviewer

    Doesnt need exercise or feeding. Doesnt shit on the kitchen floor or clog the Hoover with fur, doesnt smell or stick its cold wet nose into your crotch or try to hump your girls leg...

    Whats not to like?
  5. THIS is a giant parasite:


    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

  6. Is that Jade Goody's Dad?
  7. love it. Almost as good as that chipshop in Maidenhead called Cod Almighty
  8. That's nothing we have the "For Cod and Ulster" chip shop on the Albertbridge Road in Belfast!!!

    Apparently you can get an Ian Paisley Burger
  9. There used to be a Chinese restaurant on the King's Road called 'Fuk Yew'.
  10. Fish mongers have known about those things for years. If you ask nicely at the wholesaler,you get to see the huge tunnels they make in swordfish flesh. Up to about an inch across. Wont harm you if the fish is properly cooked. I would think twice about most sashimi though-Japanese chefs have higher standards than a British school leaver in a factory in Slough.

    On chinese takeaway names, Eccles has a FUK YU, and Bromyard has a SHUN FAT
  11. There's one of them in motherwell I think. The chinese in Dundee called the Tak Awa makes me giggle.
  12. mwl946

    mwl946 LE Good Egg (charities)

    Dentist in glasgow by name of "GUMMERS"

    Local hairdresser "CURL UP AND DYE"
  13. B_AND_T

    B_AND_T LE Book Reviewer

    In Fally is a hairdressers called Hair Killers! I don't think it gets used much.

    There was also one called Salon Krapp. It's closed now.
  14. Spent part of my time in Israel last March looking for the Dairy Deli known as Cheeses of Nazareth...people kept telling me about it, but didn't have the time to track it down...
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