Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by hellmett, May 7, 2009.

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  1. Wow! this place is full of bitter twisted induviduals!
  2. dry your eyes fat man...... and adopt the position
  3. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    If you were a Fat, Lazy, Useless, Barsteward at 24, I would imagine you are a pile of worthless lard at 40.

    Thought about losing any weight, FLUB?
  4. Gary, we all had varying degrees of Beasting, I look back on it now and laugh at some of the stuff that was dished out back in training, it's part of what it's all about, not to be taken seriously mate.btw, mine was as long ago as 1971 ouch !!!
  5. This has to be a wah, surely :D

    But too funny not to stick the boot in.

    "wah helmet on"

    helmett (snigger), Ex 3RI and yet you have a chip on your shoulder over getting shouted at by the DS for being chubby?

    You must have stood out from the crowd, IIRC there were quite a few chubsters back then.

    And you're now doing IT? Hmmmm,.... let me think... typing chair aerobics..

    Beasting - no - because you won't get in.

    Fat chance!!!

    "wah helmet off"
  6. There's no beasting, all physical activities are purely voluntary and beer is free for the first year.

    I'm sure I could get a job in an ACIO.

    I doubt that you'll get called "Fat Man." (Is "Granddad" OK?) ;)

    Realistically, though, it's not what you get called, but how it is delivered.
  7. msr

    msr LE

    I think you would be better off as an ACF instructor.

  8. There is a fine line between bullying and beasting.
    Personally I never had or witnessed bullying by our instructors, in fact had all respect for them.
    Bullying occurred with others in the plt who thought they were bigger and better, but that soon came to an abrupt halt, once they reached the Btn.

    When you say bullying, give an instance?
  9. What did your fat hoop look like when you finally woke up boy?
  10. Wow! this place is full of bitter twisted induviduals!
  11. Colin, is that you?
  12. A big boy pinched my dinner money :(
  13. Alsacien

    Alsacien LE Moderator

    He tried that for 4 years before he quit :roll:
    That was after the 3 years he managed as a regular before he quit :roll:
    But now, after watching world events from his living room, he wants to be a steely eyed dealer of death (as long as everyone is nice to him) :D
  14. Wasnt me, although Mytchet meg once did call me big boy. :D
  15. Hey fatty bum-bum! Did they call you fatty Gary? Did you have to soap your fat tits in front of the PTI's on regular occasions? Were you made to squeal like a pig when the sexually assaulted you? Is that why you need assurance from the nice lovely ARRSErs?