Beasting?

Alsacien

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#3
If you were a Fat, Lazy, Useless, Barsteward at 24, I would imagine you are a pile of worthless lard at 40.

Thought about losing any weight, FLUB?
 
#4
Gary, we all had varying degrees of Beasting, I look back on it now and laugh at some of the stuff that was dished out back in training, it's part of what it's all about, not to be taken seriously mate.btw, mine was as long ago as 1971 ouch !!!
 
#5
This has to be a wah, surely :D

But too funny not to stick the boot in.

"wah helmet on"

helmett (snigger), Ex 3RI and yet you have a chip on your shoulder over getting shouted at by the DS for being chubby?

You must have stood out from the crowd, IIRC there were quite a few chubsters back then.

And you're now doing IT? Hmmmm,.... let me think... typing chair aerobics..

Beasting - no - because you won't get in.

Fat chance!!!

"wah helmet off"
 
#6
There's no beasting, all physical activities are purely voluntary and beer is free for the first year.

I'm sure I could get a job in an ACIO.


I doubt that you'll get called "Fat Man." (Is "Granddad" OK?) ;)

Realistically, though, it's not what you get called, but how it is delivered.
 
#7
I think you would be better off as an ACF instructor.

msr
 
#8
There is a fine line between bullying and beasting.
Personally I never had or witnessed bullying by our instructors, in fact had all respect for them.
Bullying occurred with others in the plt who thought they were bigger and better, but that soon came to an abrupt halt, once they reached the Btn.

When you say bullying, give an instance?
 
#12
True2Blue said:
There is a fine line between bullying and beasting.
Personally I never had or witnessed bullying by our instructors, in fact had all respect for them.
Bullying occurred with others in the plt who thought they were bigger and better, but that soon came to an abrupt halt, once they reached the Btn.

When you say bullying, give an instance?
A big boy pinched my dinner money :(
 

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#13
msr said:
I think you would be better off as an ACF instructor.

msr
He tried that for 4 years before he quit :roll:
That was after the 3 years he managed as a regular before he quit :roll:
But now, after watching world events from his living room, he wants to be a steely eyed dealer of death (as long as everyone is nice to him) :D
 
#14
Gungythree said:
True2Blue said:
There is a fine line between bullying and beasting.
Personally I never had or witnessed bullying by our instructors, in fact had all respect for them.
Bullying occurred with others in the plt who thought they were bigger and better, but that soon came to an abrupt halt, once they reached the Btn.

When you say bullying, give an instance?
A big boy pinched my dinner money :(
Wasnt me, although Mytchet meg once did call me big boy. :D
 
#15
Hey fatty bum-bum! Did they call you fatty Gary? Did you have to soap your fat tits in front of the PTI's on regular occasions? Were you made to squeal like a pig when the sexually assaulted you? Is that why you need assurance from the nice lovely ARRSErs?
 
#16
Alsacien said:
msr said:
I think you would be better off as an ACF instructor.

msr
He tried that for 4 years before he quit :roll:
That was after the 3 years he managed as a regular before he quit :roll:
But now, after watching world events from his living room, he wants to be a steely eyed dealer of death (as long as everyone is nice to him) :D
Yeah!

You're right mate!

Maybe if I flush harder you will go away!

Go have some Sugar Puffs and tease pull the legs of spiders!
 
#17
And there you have it Hellmett; the culture of picking on the weak, fat and sensitive is alive and well in the forces, which means that we're ok and you're proper f*cked.

Now waddle off to your tray of finger-licking deep fried treats, choke on a bone and become yet another headine about how a fat corpse had to be removed from his bed-sit through the hole they made in the wall.
 
#18
hellmett said:
Hi, just looking for advice really, during basic for the TA will I be subjected to the same brutal and unrelenting sexual abuse I experienced when I was 3RI? The reason I ask is, I know that sometimes such things are to be expected, but I find these days that semen stings when it dribbles out of my chapped and bleeding anus. What's the instructor's views on wearing condoms, or pulling out and coming in my face? This would be preferable although I know there's nothing quite like that wet, gritty texture of barrier free anal sex.

Cheers

Gary
Now, do you see the problem with editting your first post, Gary?
 

Alsacien

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#20
hellmett said:
I sort of expected the usual antics!

Well done, congratulations all around!

Anyhow, times have changed!

I am not fat, never was!

I know the RI instructors may not be the brightest - but even they can think of more creative names than "Fat man" for someone who is not :roll:

READ THE POST FELLOWS!

We cannot, you have removed your posts in an obvious fit of embarassment :roll:

I'm not worried about beasting, I just asked does it still happen?

I think you are very worried Thin Gaz, otherwise why ask :?
 

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