Bear Grylls Copcat Dead

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by genesis, Jan 31, 2012.

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  1. Rannock Moor is not renown for it's edible fauna (unless you include midges) or shelter. From the article it would appear he neglected to equip himself with the two most important pieces of equipment that Bear would have had with him:

    a) A support crew in 4x4s
    b) A reservation at the King's House Hotel.
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  2. Bear Grylls survives by drinking his own piss as soon as the sun goes down. Every day. Whether he needs to or not.

    This man obviously neglected this vital tidbit of survival information.
  3. After the day I've had so far, this put a smile on my face. Cheers Genesis.
  4. He should have taken Bacon Grylls.
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  5. Did he have any cling film with him?
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  6. I thought it was always pertinent to tell someone where you're going, and when you will be expected back in case something like this happens. The billy no mates mong.
  7. At leat the wildlife will have feasted well for a while.
  8. Now then Mr Dead Person - which bit of the concept "survival" didn't you understand hmm?

    Personally I think he was more of a male model copycat...



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  9. You mean like this...

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  11. Mmmmmhhhhhh! Sheepshit and mashed midges, the secret of the scotch pie..........
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  12. fixed that for you
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  13. Stand down, Tiddles. Dusty in here, etc.

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  14. And that delicacy.... HAGGIS!