Bear Grylls Clothing

#1
Have put this in the NAAFI so I can get the slating I most probably deserve, MODS, if this unexpectedly turns out even half serious feel free to move it somewhere else.

Anyway I found myself on the Bear Grylls Clothing website and as everything was half price spent over £200 (thereby saving over £200 and technically not spending any money at all). So I have a couple of shirts and trousers and a decent jacket, its all really craghoppers stuff and given the little use its all got so far its comfy, and seems to pretty much do much more than promised, in short I like it.

That said am I being a cant as its all got Bear Grylls logo on it??


P.S. I feel that swear words have much more impact to them when you insert too many A's. i.e.

Caaaant
Slaaaaag
Faaack

Feel free to suggest more :)
 

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LE
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#2
You massive beefer.

Alpkit is much better than Burger Grill's gash kit and cheaper.
 
#4
You massive beefer.

Alpkit is much better than Burger Grill's gash kit and cheaper.
I approve of this comment because I am an Alpkit fanboy and possibly on their payroll.
P.S. I feel that swear words have much more impact to them when you insert too many A's. i.e.

Caaaant
Slaaaaag
Faaack

Feel free to suggest more :)


Hows about facking die? Not sure about the added effect though.
 
#5
Most good gear can be found cheaper than that pish. Montane kit is spot on and so is RAB, all can be bought for a decent price if you shop around.
 
#6
All the kit I got was half price, which having looked at the ALTKIT website BG was cheaper, at full price I wouldn't have bothered and you'd all have a point.

Monty: I didn't realise DIE was a swear word.
 

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LE
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Book Reviewer
#7
I approve of this comment because I am an Alpkit fanboy and possibly on their payroll.

.
I know you are, you're the cunt who got me addicted to their reasonably priced adventure goodness.

My wife and kid have been eating instant noodles for the past month because I spent all our money on a tent, a beach towel and some climbing gear I'll never use.

I hold you entirely responsible.
 
#8
Have put this in the NAAFI so I can get the slating I most probably deserve, MODS, if this unexpectedly turns out even half serious feel free to move it somewhere else.

Anyway I found myself on the Bear Grylls Clothing website and as everything was half price spent over £200 (thereby saving over £200 and technically not spending any money at all). So I have a couple of shirts and trousers and a decent jacket, its all really craghoppers stuff and given the little use its all got so far its comfy, and seems to pretty much do much more than promised, in short I like it.

That said am I being a cant as its all got Bear Grylls logo on it??


P.S. I feel that swear words have much more impact to them when you insert too many A's. i.e.

Caaaant
Slaaaaag
Faaack

Feel free to suggest more :)
After spunking 200 beer tokens on Bears clobber I seriously hope you have plans to go and tab up a big faaack off mountain to get your monies worth.

If not, then chances are you will be joining the thousands of other beer bellied Squaddies who set off down to the local pub every evening looking like their off to conquer the North face of Mount faaacking Everest.
 

Alsacien

MIA
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#10
After spunking 200 beer tokens on Bears clobber I seriously hope you have plans to go and tab up a big faaack off mountain to get your monies worth.

If not, then chances are you will be joining the thousands of other beer bellied Squaddies who set off down to the local pub every evening looking like their off to conquer the North face of Mount faaacking Everest.
Hey, don't knock it! I spend a reasonable part of my downtime only looking fashionable in places like Chamonix and Garmisch :)
 
#12
So now you're wearing head to foor Bear Grylls kit, have you started craving slug entrails, or half rotten roadkill whenever you're a bit peckish?
 
#13
Debenhams had the down jacket on sale for £80.

It was the least gay looking bit of kit that didnt advertise Bear Gryls in big letters.
 
#14
I own several items of Craghoppers (not at full rrp i might add), however paying over the odds just for a Bear Grylls range does'nt interest me in the slightest




It's your money, you take the choice.
 
#16
Bear Grylls clothing eh? Whats wrong with Millets specials and old hessian sacking as an extra layer?
 
#18
Faaaaaack me, no-one seems to have cottoned on that all the kit was half price when i got it. Kecks were 20 quid, I did check no-where online did cheaper at the time, full price then I agree there is no argument but 50pc off??
 
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Aleegee1698

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#19
What about, you are a "twaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat"?

P.S. I feel that swear words have much more impact to them when directed at you.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaanker.

You wanna get out more.

P.P.S. I bet you ve got a "Camo" silva compass aintcha?
 
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