Bear Eats Man at Belgrade Beer Festival

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by diplomat, Aug 21, 2007.

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  1. diplomat

    diplomat War Hero Book Reviewer

    I am glad I didn't take this short cut home at the weekend! Surely a contender for this years Darwin awards!

  2. Beer eats man at a bear festival? That sounds unlikely.
  3. Maybe daddy bear came home early from work and caught mummy bear with a BEAR bloke. At least he had something to snack on after a hard days work, it must of been a grissly discovery for the keeper.
  4. diplomat

    diplomat War Hero Book Reviewer

    I can assure you this is true.
  5. Naked with two female beers ......... bet he wished he'd stuck to sheep
  6. Doesn't bear thinking about ..........
  7. :) Missed that one didn't you?
  8. diplomat

    diplomat War Hero Book Reviewer

    Sorry, bad day in office and speed reading. Good one. :evil:
  9. Maybe he was drinking Holstens?
  10. Hofmeister - follow the bear!
  11. Damn, that's what I meant! Long day :(
  12. I still cant understand the mobile phones though unless they'd called for a take a way. :wink:
  13. "HELLO?!?! I'M IN THE ZOO!! OH F@*K!"
  14. Is there anything Bear Grylls won't do to get on telly.
  15. You can't blame the bears though. You know what these beer-fests are like. You have a skin-full, you get the munchies. They probably couldn't get to a schnelly, and then a self-propelled snack turns up..........