'bear and rabbit

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by node, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. A bear and a rabbit were walking together down a forest track. The bear stopped and said Éxcuse me, old man,call' of nature y'know,' and left the track. He :D came back in a few minutes later and they continued their walk. 'Tell me,'the bear said,áre you rabbits bothered by shit sticking to your fur?' 'Not at all,'the rabbit replied. 'It doesn't affect us dry pellets, you know.''Good,'said the bear,'thats all right then,'and picked the rabbit and wiped his bum with him.