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Beans

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Man goes into the gents and there's this big black guy knocking his thingee against the side to get the drops off.
"Christ", says the man, "How the hell did you get a cock that size"?
"AH soaks it in beans for three hours every night", says the black guy.
"Oh, great, what sort of beans"?.
"Human Beans" comes the answer.
 

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