Beached Whale

Discussion in 'The Intelligence Cell' started by Blogg, Aug 6, 2007.

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  1. Ord_Sgt

    Ord_Sgt RIP

    :D You couldn't make it up could you. Erm its the Daily Mail so actually yeah they could.
  2. Cherie has let herself go a bit !!
  3. Ah the Belgians, could have done with her in Tewkesbury.
  4. I can understand the wellies ... but how come the coasguard bods had to wear yellow jumpsuits to rescue her :?
  5. Presumably to ensure they weren't mistaken for the whale by any Japanese tourists.
  6. They had to get her off the beach so the tide could come in!!!!
  7. That is a great picture. I love the empty deckchair next to her. Her old man is probably in the crowd of onlookers urging her rescuers on.
  8. Wondered where the mother-in-law had got to! :p
  9. ......urging her rescuers to leave the fat turd where she was!
  10. Where's greenpeace when you REALLY need 'em?
  11. For a mo I thought it was that bird from the navy trying to sell a new story
  12. No she's with me. Ooooh Yeah! Thats right Mr Jardon. Oh Fcuk. I mean Mrs Jardon.
  13. I must be missing something here - what the coastguard crew did that those bystanders couldn't have done? Did they winched her up or something? Could they not have rolled her up on the bank?!