Beach voleyball - what a bloody con!

#1
It's all fit young girls in bikinis.

Where's the proper beach volley you saw in the pages of Health & Efficiency when I was a young with loads of old birds with dagger tits jumping around with wrinkly old men in the nuddie?
 
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syledis

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#2
Come on. admit it, you thought it would be Iceman and Maverick in some Homoerotic event?
 
#6
What's that, Jarrod for PM? He couldn't make a bigger arrse of it than CMD.

As for the beach volley ball, I've got bigger tits than the competitors FFS. And, no, no pics before any of you cnuts ask.
 
#7
Well one the Canadian bints had a 'tash ffs! But the wee Scots lass had a cheeky tat. The real scandal here my friends is that there were EMPTY SEATS!!! Before anyone says owt I'm still bared from Horse guards after the millennium Tattoo thing involving Kate Adie, Sir Mike Jackson and a dildo.
 
#8
I used to like looking at the girls pics in Health & Efficiency too, until the dreadful day when I saw a real nekkid one in the flesh.
I have never gotten over the shock and horror of finding that they have some sort of untreated wound down there. Some of them even have.........hair!!!
Yeuch.
 
#9
I used to like looking at the girls pics in Health & Efficiency too, until the dreadful day when I saw a real nekkid one in the flesh.
I have never gotten over the shock and horror of finding that they have some sort of untreated wound down there. Some of them even have.........hair!!!
Yeuch.
Jee-zus is that natural?
 
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goatrutar

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#12
What's that, Jarrod for PM? He couldn't make a bigger arrse of it than CMD.

As for the beach volley ball, I've got bigger tits than the competitors FFS. And, no, no pics before any of you cnuts ask.
I reckon I'd have bigger tits than you. I bet you're still in your training bra.
 
#13
There was a nice,very do-able Chinese bird in the Mail with nice tits, I always fancied a number 26, I only had a number 4 before.
The trouble with you lot is your spoilt for choice and like me most of you are wankers, old ones at that.
 
#15
And do these beach Volleyball girls all bat for the other team?

The girls are constantly hugging each other and slapping each others arses.
 
#16
There was a nice,very do-able Chinese bird in the Mail with nice tits, I always fancied a number 26, I only had a number 4 before.
The trouble with you lot is your spoilt for choice and like me most of you are wankers, old ones at that.
number 24? Chicken with cashew nuts and spicy sauce?
 
#17
And do these beach Volleyball girls all bat for the other team?

The girls are constantly hugging each other and slapping each others arses.
You say it like its a bad thing!?
 
#18
It was better in the good old days when the balls were bigger.
 
#19
It was better in the good old days when the balls were bigger.
Thats not a big ball. You have simply stumbled upon an early example of midget porn.
 
#20
I wouldn't have thought Adie would need a dildo, once her cock was up jacko's jacksie what use is the toy?
 

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