Be the man around the house!!

Discussion in 'Miscellaneous Jokes' started by Allspark, Sep 13, 2010.

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  1. Husband finishes reading the book" Be the man of your house!!" and says to his wife! From now on my word is LAW!. YOU will prepare me a gourmet meal to night with a sumptuous dessert!!. Afterwards we will have sex how i want it and the way i want it!!.
    YOU will bathe me as i relax, towel me dry then massage my feet and back! Then tommorow guess who will dress me and comb my hair?
    Wife says" The fecking funeral director would be my first guess!!! 8O