Be The Best

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  1. Was at a wedding last night, one squaddie managed to pass out in the car park. His mates, unable to move him, dragged his mattress complete with duvet and pillows down 4 flights of stairs and rolled him onto it.

    Any similar 'be the best' stories?
     
  2. Wow that's hilarious, really.
     
  3. I once banged out 80 press ups on a PFA. Ached for days after. Just continuing the dullness, like.
     
  4. Counterpanes.:)
     
  5. I was reading the recrutitment thread and it struck me that kids today are weak.
     
  6. udipur

    udipur LE Book Reviewer

    Have you asked George what it was like?
     
  7. I've just had a most satisfying shit only to discover the water has gone off and there's no water in the cistern.

    Very annoying.
     
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  9. Have a wank over it.

    This will summon the devil.
     
  10. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    No. It will summon the wanky shit demon Wanky shit demon - YouTube
     
  11. Nothing happened. However, I do feel guilty and sordid. Will this pass with time or does one need to spank the monkey more often?
     
  12. Trans-sane

    Trans-sane LE Book Reviewer

    Maybe he has a waiting list?
     
  13. Cake?
     
  14. I banged one out over a DVD involving a rather portly lady with short blue hair, wearing a bin bag around her mountanous middle while she was smashed up a very dark looking hoop. That was very satisfyimg and i think better the wank the OP wrote.
     
  15. I like cheese and ham toasties with brown sauce and baked beans.
     
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