Be The Best

#1
Was at a wedding last night, one squaddie managed to pass out in the car park. His mates, unable to move him, dragged his mattress complete with duvet and pillows down 4 flights of stairs and rolled him onto it.

Any similar 'be the best' stories?
 

jarrod248

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#2
Was at a wedding last night, one squaddie managed to pass out in the car park. His mates, unable to move him, dragged his mattress complete with duvet and pillows down 4 flights of stairs and rolled him onto it.

Any similar 'be the best' stories?
Wow that's hilarious, really.
 
#3
I once banged out 80 press ups on a PFA. Ached for days after. Just continuing the dullness, like.
 

udipur

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Book Reviewer
#6
Have you asked George what it was like?
 
#7
I've just had a most satisfying shit only to discover the water has gone off and there's no water in the cistern.

Very annoying.
 
#8
Was at a wedding last night, one squaddie managed to pass out in the car park. His mates, unable to move him, dragged his mattress complete with duvet and pillows down 4 flights of stairs and rolled him onto it.

In my day we wud of pissed on him -called him a fucking wuss and watched him freeze to death in a pool of rancid squaddie piss overnight- but how we would have laughed and joked about it for years to come !!
 
#14
I banged one out over a DVD involving a rather portly lady with short blue hair, wearing a bin bag around her mountanous middle while she was smashed up a very dark looking hoop. That was very satisfyimg and i think better the wank the OP wrote.
 
#17
I know fuck all about tattoo's
 
#19
There hasn't been a thread this exciting since... since...

Is that you TRBD/Dino-shit?
Welcome back, please die

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