Be kind to Chavs Week

#1
I've put this forward as a propsal to my MEP. Every year, around Europe there should be a week devoted to people being able to go up to a chav of their choice, say "I'm going to be kind to you" and then giving them something. What would you like to give?
 
#3
one of those language packs on how to speak English - innit
 
#4
A short sharp lesson in respect for their betters :twisted:
 
#6
A short H&S talk about the dangers of wearing plastic and nylon clothing. The illustrative part involving the flamethrower usually improves their dancing technique as well as their awareness.
 
#8
Invites for them and their friends to walk down a closed off alleyway/ country lane, a 10 minute soap period with myself and anyone that wishes to join me, when they walk past, ambush sprung - Gaps bridged (fist to face, knees to balls)
 
#10
ebola
 
#11
A bullet to the head without 2 to the kneecaps first.

Thats ever so kind.
 
#12
instinct said:
A bullet to the head without 2 to the kneecaps first.
Thats ever so kind.
The knee capping, then when the are back home in front of their family, THEN the head shot!

This will help to reinforce the idea, work is better than living / scrounging off the state.
 
#13
A large injection of bleach to the carotid artery.
 
#16
CharlieBubbles said:
20 or more mils of air into any artery! Cheaper that bleach! Using the same needle until it's blunt . . . . . . :wink:
If you want to be cheap, why not kneecap the little pests, but use a Black & Decker instead of a -potentially illegal- pistol?

You're also environmentally friendly and politically correct because you're using a renewable rescource! (Chavvies are renewable, innit?)
 
#17
a last fag before putting the blind fold on,dragging to a pit and putting one in the back of their skull! :twisted:
 
#18
:twisted: the gift of death!
death by a thousand cuts!? :twisted:
 

Bowmore_Assassin

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#19
A free bullet, delivered at very high speed to the throat, via the back of the neck.
 
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swampmonster

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#20
The Gift of Pain...And a the gift of Joy as I cut their achillies with a stanley knife. CNuts.....We call them NEDS up here....
 

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