Be careful who you give your sperm to...

Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by flamingo, Dec 3, 2007.

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  1. I was going to put this in the News forum, but then decided that as it would probably end up in here anyway...

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=499342&in_page_id=1770
     
  2. And the LBGT "community" wonder why normal people want nothing to do with them.
     
  3. You cant even spell abbreviations right.

    If a lesbian is gay then why isn't it just the GBT community? Or are they special cases?
     
  4. Mmmmm.

    Lesbanons.
     
  5. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.

    Andy: you complete knob-head :p

    (Is that what you call yourself: a 'DIY sperm donor')
     
  6. :? Not sure I give a flying feck if I got one bunch of deviants in the wrong place in a list of aberrant behaviours.

    The fact that you know I got it wrong is telling.
     
  7. About as telling as knowing about it but not being able to spell it
     
  8. Can you actually spell an abbreviation?

    Anyway in this case the abbreviation is just a list of behavioural malfunctions so what does it matter which order you place them in?

    Is there some sort of order of seniority amongst benders or something?
     
  9. Oh who gives a fcuk you pair of handbags.

    Stop b1tching. It's like watching two panto dames but with less amusement quality.
     
  10. Ha ha. You've been leading me into this one haven't you?

    No I dont think it matters who comes first :D
     
  11. Panto? Oh no it isnt. OH yes it is.

    Look out the ugliest of the ugly sisters has spoken.. :rage:
     
  12. Can I be the first to get the bandwagon rolling and say that I'm outraged?
    :x


    Probably. A bit. Alright then, I'll make my own way, no need for a taxi.
     
  13. That will teach him for letting the wrong people play with his firemans hose.......
     
  14. Well, not with the muff munchers anyway :twisted: :twisted:
     
  15. I've been a DIY sperm donor for years. Mostly donating it to hankies and socks, but with the occasional dossbag, carpet and hairdo just for variety.

    I can't say as how I'd have ever fallen for that line, though:

    "Hello, perfect strangers. You want my assistance in creating a long-term financial commitment for yourselves? Well, since you've promised you'll never try to get money out of me, of course I'll help."

    Aye, right. Carrot's Law, no good deed ever goes unpunished.