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Be afraid - be very afraid

#1
Introducing the Penis-Slicer A safe and effective tool for preventing rape.

What is a penis-slicer and how does it work?

Penis-slicers are devices created for stopping rape. They are made of vapinum, a new substance invented by Marjorie Nakaza and Uni Chan. Vapinum is a soft but firm substance that can be molded into any shape. Penis-slicers have a cylinder-like shape and can be easily and comfortably inserted into the opening of the vagina. With a small razor safely lodged at their center, they nick the penis before it has a chance to fully enter. After being slightly cut, the penis with 100% likelihood will stop its forced penetration. If rape continues to be attempted, the penis will suffer extremely painful, permanent and severe damage. Penis-slicers come in many different sizes (for younger girls also). A web-site will soon be available with ordering information.

For incest-rape, date-rape, husband-rape, stranger-rape; for ANY rape… For in and outside the home.

Because rape is epidemic. Because in the U.S. alone every 2 minutes a woman is raped. Because every woman’s body is her own.

Safe. User friendly. Affordable. Lifelong guarantee. 100% effective.
 

LARD

War Hero
#5
I can see the Christmas adverts on the box now! Presumably marketed by JML and available from Argos, Wilkinson and other purveyors of finest tat!
 
#7
If you can be sued for say hitting a burglar over the head with a spade, is it safe to assume that the would be rapist could sue for damages done to his person?
 
#9
If some Twat in a balaclava has already decided to force sex on someone unwilling, how is slicing his bellend of going to help the situation?

Whilst i dont think that anyone should "lie there and take it" surely hacking lumps of his manhood off isnt going to placate a man that has already decided to hurt you.

If he cuts his c*ck can he claim he was provoked in rolling her into a shallow grave?
 
#10
Not a new idea.
During the Vietnam War, whores with a communist political persuasion, were putting razor blades into corks and stuffing them up their Jack and Danny.

Whore: Hay you, G I. You want boom boom, sucky sucky love you long time.

At least as long as it took the GI to bleed to death from his wound.

SK
 
#11
Pillager said:
If he cuts his c*ck can he claim he was provoked in rolling her into a shallow grave?
Good point, if he'd only been intent on rape but having his manhood sliced enraged him (quite rightly) and caused him to commit a bit of the old murder would that count as provocation? Yes and no I suppose, No in the sense that he'd shouldn't have been trying to rape someone, Yes in the sense that you dont mess with a man's firstlove and expect to get away with it.
 

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