Discussion in 'The NAAFI Bar' started by OldRedCap, Jul 19, 2009.

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  1. LOL doesnt take much to please you then!!!
  2. Me neither. I'm turgid. Must get out more.
  3. I've bookmarked that
  4. You dirty old git.

    At your age I'll bet you've a semen sample, a urine sample and a stool in your M&S skiddies by about 09:45 hours every day.

    Empty your colostomy bag - that'll ease the pressure on your prostate and take your feeble mind off the issue at hand!