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OldRedCap said:
Be Back Soon - I'm off with the Kleenex http://tinyurl.com/mohdmn
You dirty old git.

At your age I'll bet you've a semen sample, a urine sample and a stool in your M&S skiddies by about 09:45 hours every day.

Empty your colostomy bag - that'll ease the pressure on your prostate and take your feeble mind off the issue at hand!

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