BBC1 looking for film fans

#1
A brand new, action-packed show for BBC1 is looking for teams of friends and family to take part in the series pilot.

Would you like to create, and even star in, your own stunt-filled movie sequence? You could be bringing your ideas to life with the help of a Hollywood stunt co-ordinator at a world famous film studio.

From storyboarding to editing, we’ll provide the experts… you provide the talent. Then show off your masterpiece in a red-carpet premiere for your guests.

To find out more please contact contestants@septemberfilms.com ASAP with your name and best contact number.
 
#2
A brand new, action-packed show for BBC1 is looking for teams of friends and family to take part in the series pilot.

Would you like to create, and even star in, your own stunt-filled movie sequence? You could be bringing your ideas to life with the help of a Hollywood stunt co-ordinator at a world famous film studio.

From storyboarding to editing, we’ll provide the experts… you provide the talent. Then show off your masterpiece in a red-carpet premiere for your guests.

To find out more please contact contestants@septemberfilms.com ASAP with your name and best contact number.
Another triumph for BBC One. I'd like to re-enact Schindler's List, please, complete with a stunt-filled movie sequence. The stunt would involve the entire BBC and September films management. It would be "action packed" as well.
 
#3
My favorite film is 'pretty shitty gangbang' will they let me restage it?
 

Legs

ADC
Book Reviewer
#4
I loved the film 'Threads'. Can we re-create the bit in the film where Sheffield gets nuked?

Don't worry too much about CGI, that's rather expensive to do right. Let's just buy one of those old Trident missiles. Seeng as they are approaching their use-by date they should be cheaper than a powerful computer and a bunch of technical whizz-kids.
 
#5
I loved the film 'Threads'. Can we re-create the bit in the film where Sheffield gets nuked?

Don't worry too much about CGI, that's rather expensive to do right. Let's just buy one of those old Trident missiles. Seeng as they are approaching their use-by date they should be cheaper than a powerful computer and a bunch of technical whizz-kids.
Fair point. It does seem wasteful to get new ones when we have some lying around we haven't used.
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#6
I want to make a film of me going on a crazed psychotic rampage with a GPMG in the houses of parliament then when i've killed them I want to finish the film by raping and killing Margaret Thatcher. I think i'd like to crucify her upside down after filling her colon with my manly juices and stabbing her in the clitoris with a kitchen knife.
THE END
 

the_boy_syrup

LE
Book Reviewer
#7
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From storyboarding to editing, we’ll provide the experts… you provide the talent. Then show off your masterpiece in a red-carpet premiere for your guests.

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Isn't storyboarding illegal?
I'm sure I saw someone on question time bleating on about it last night

I would like to film the Towering Inferno
We film it at Tory HQ Millbank
The police allow as many students who want to occupy the building
Then after the've used all teh fire extinguishers we torch the place
We get rid of the rioters,Tory HQ and create much needed university places

Then again I could fim a piece about a soldier
He comes back of tour and gets on with life
He dosen't have flashbacks to kicking **** out of civvies in Iraq
He dosen't spend all day pissed and belting the wife and kids
He's not a maniac
He dosen't rob the local bank or take on the local gangster
He most certanly dosen't get a new perspective on life and ry and turn himslelf around by having his life saved by a random Muslim

Bit boring really
 
#8
What about - "Limp cock, sticky belly"? Not really much story line in it, but if get to go and fcuk tight little Thai hookers, then I'll do all my own stunts.
 
#14
Thatchers last words while nailed upside down on that cross 'the lady's not for turning'. Thats class.
But have you not thought of a more "modern day" approach?
What about including Tony or even Gordon in you final scene?
Or is it more of a snuff movie ending your after
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#15
But have you not thought of a more "modern day" approach?
What about including Tony or even Gordon in you final scene?
Or is it more of a snuff movie ending your after
They can be in the second film. I'm new to this so I'm open to constructive criticism. Prescott needs to be in part two and Mandy. The population will get spurred on and take to the streets killing traffic wardens and firemen. The tube drivers will be hung.
 
#16
They can be in the second film. I'm new to this so I'm open to constructive criticism. Prescott needs to be in part two and Mandy. The population will get spurred on and take to the streets killing traffic wardens and firemen. The tube drivers will be hung.
Just out of interest are you on any medication at the moment?
 
#18
No they won't give me anymore I take it all at once. It's a huge come down after a months worth of cialis. Ahh that's it that's what can happen to Mandy in the film.
Well anything that beats the normal sh1te tv on a saturday gets my vote!
Make your film, win a BAFTA, make lots of money and do a runner with all the loot.
Either that or you will get a nice padded cell and some nice medication to take!
 

maguire

LE
Book Reviewer
#19
here's an idea - me being pleasured by a team consisting of charlotte church, carol vorderman, claudia winkleman, philippa forrester, gillian anderson and julia sawalha. I'll even go halves with you on the price of whipped cream and lube. now I cant say fairer than that can I?
 

jarrod248

LE
Gallery Guru
#20
here's an idea - me being pleasured by a team consisting of charlotte church, carol vorderman, claudia winkleman, philippa forrester, gillian anderson and julia sawalha. I'll even go halves with you on the price of whipped cream and lube. now I cant say fairer than that can I?
Will you be doing your own stunts?
 

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